


I Used To Be A Unicorn But Then I Took Balls To The Face... Now I'm A Dick Head




Im a unicorn with a dick on my head for a horn. so im a unidick. - iFunny :)
Top definition. Unicorn Dick. Rooted in the expression: "Hung like a horse", a Unicorn Dick or UD, refers to a exceptionally large penis with the magical powers of a Unicorn. These powers include: making women sneak out of bed with men they are dating in order to pursue the UD , making women jump from man to man looking to fill a void that only a UD can fill, and making women lie straight faced to a man they allegedly care about when confronted about sneaking out to pursue the UD. I don't understand why she is with him, he has no job , he treats her like shit, and he spends all her money. He must have a Unicorn Dick.



im a unicorn with a dick on my head for a horn. so im a unidick.
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22.07.2019 by Fetilar:
Ansonsten ist sie wohl eine extrem versaute Fickschlampe, die auch mit ihrer Sprache ficken kann.
22.07.2019 by Faubei:
I like and want it all.
16.07.2019 by Naramar:
A really sensual scene...
19.07.2019 by Muk:
Would like to see all the video and find out who she is.
16.07.2019 by Kagara:
I would love to get fucked lime that by Cory I would love to get fucked by Michael Steffano AND John Strong any day...