The packaged weighed half a pound and was wrapped in brown duct tape. Had the package broken inside her while in transit, the woman would have been at high risk of overdosing. People with vaginas have attempted to smuggle or hide loaded pistols, Rolex watches, marijuana pipes, crack, lighters, money, cellphones, cigarettes, makeup , fireworks yes, really , alcohol and a host of other drugs and stolen items in their hoo-has. Of course, few women would actually consider inserting things like loaded guns and fireworks inside their vaginas. But sometimes, in an attempt to make things more interesting in the bedroom, some women do make questionable decisions about what actually goes in there. Turns out, the list of approved things to put in your vagina is short, classic and easy to remember.