In Greek mythology, Priapus—the well-endowed god of fertility—was thrust off Mount Olympus, strongly disliked by other gods for his extra-large, permanently erect penis and foul-mindedness. Fast forward 2, years and Priapus would probably be a porn legend. Pornography has produced fabricated social norms that a big penis equals a good penis, a big penis means great sex and a big penis will give us the most pleasure. In a time where penis pumps share the shelves with paracetamol, has anyone stopped to wonder—what are the logistics of having a large penis? What pants does one wear? What condoms will fit? Here, we hear from a sex therapist, a doctor, a tailor and a guy.

MANY men crave a larger willy — but is bigger always better? Recently a Sun reader wrote to Dear Deidre saying his large penis was destroying his relationship. So how big is too big? A recent survey found the average UK penis is 6. Mine has made me confident in every aspect of life, from getting changed in the gym to impressing a new sexual partner.

After every sexual escapade my friends and I enjoyed in college, we'd ask each other one very big, important question: "Was he packing the heat? It's almost comical to think having a big penis equates to good sex, because, honestly -- and this is something I wish I could scream at my early something self -- that's just total bullshit. Because those are still great.