Rule 34 is the internet law that states that where something exists, there is a porn version of it somewhere. Although we're sure this in't the first time the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have been represented in porn-versions, this new parody definitely caught our attentions. The new porno, brought to you by Wood Rocket, the same company responsible for all of those intimate interview clips with porn stars asking them everything including stories of how they 'came out' as porn stars to their families looks as ridiculous as it sounds. Take a look at the trailer above, and although there's no real nudity here, we must warn you, this is obviously NSFW. Tags: Porn Parody. See more articles by Buzz Contributor. Sign up to our newsletter!

There's now a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn parody that you can enjoy in the comfort of your own underground sewer lair. Following in the rich tradition of recent viral hits like PornHub's Fuller Holes , this new parody asks an important question: What if you took a non-porn thing and made it a porn thing? Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles is what you get. As is often the case, the SFW trailer doesn't have anything explicit in it, unless you are turned on by puns -- so many puns.

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